postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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girlshbo:

Mondays.

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

(Source: delgrosso)

As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, I was actually being re-directed to something better.

Steve Maraboli  (via onlinebabe)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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